The most turned off ass i'll ever see

dyed my hair today. din turn out well. ive decided not to dye it anymore. highlight at the most. my hair is like grass now. damn

i just came back from my mum's birth mother 80th birthday. that side of the family is very very distant from us, cuz my mum's not part of the family. den today, me mum and dad went, den i damn angry with my dad la. cuz i duno EVERY body there, so i nvr really call them. so some of the aunty and uncle come and talk. then my dad say i duno how to call ppl. phwak off la. cut me some slack. den when my uncle say how many more years till i go army. i say 2. my dad insist is 1 more year. den i say 2. he say 1. so guai lan. den he say "you in year 1 in poly meh? why got 2 more years to army" wah damn bek cek. like talking to a brick wall.

the entire dinner was damn annoying la. got one mother, like 60+, and her daughter.. like 40+. they damn high even without alcohol. den they keep singing canto songs and dancing. then the daughter ah. is like OH MY GAWD. she wear her jeans till her tummy, den she reveal her belly, which isnt exactly washboard. den she keep dancing. den nearing the end of the entire dinner session, she stand next to me den she dance. her ass was like right beside me la. and her tummy. zomg.

the entire night was a mess. oh man. gimme a moment while i wash my eye with salt...








ok. time to get to bed. cutting hair tmr! oh goody