Earthworm & Hairspray

I heard this very funny joke on 98.7fm today. Firstly, the muttons in the morning change to Carrie Chong and Vandetta. not my cup of tea, looks like the morning journey to school shall be accompanied by mp3 then =(

Story about this little boy who saw an earthworm crawl out of the soil. Upon seeing this, he told his grandfather that he dared to pick up the earthworm and put it back into the hole it crawled out from. So his grandfather said "I betcha 5 bucks that you can't put the earthworm back into its hole. It's too wriggly and limp!"

the lil boy then ran to his room, running out of it, he held a can of hairspray and sprayed the earthworm, which became stiff. He then pushed the hardened earthworm back into the hole. His grandfather lost the bet and gave 5 bucks to his grandson. Borrowing the can of hairspray, the grandfather ran into his room and came out 30mins later with another 5 bucks in his hand.

Thrusting the 5 dollar note into the lil boy's hand, he said "This is for you". Puzzled, the lil boy said "But grandpa, you gave me 5 bucks already!"

So his grandfather replied "This is from your grandmother"


enjoy your day!